1 00:00:03,875 --> 00:00:04,705 You’re moving out 2 00:00:04,815 --> 00:00:05,915 and taking my grandchild away from me? 3 00:00:07,045 --> 00:00:08,885 Can you even afford a whole house? 4 00:00:08,985 --> 00:00:11,525 {\an8}- I can, if I go in on it with Millie. 5 00:00:11,615 --> 00:00:15,515 {\an8} The house is the most beautiful emerald green. 6 00:00:15,625 --> 00:00:18,095 {\an8}Oh! There’s my baby. 7 00:00:18,195 --> 00:00:19,295 {\an8}How was your weekend? 8 00:00:19,395 --> 00:00:22,565 {\an8} - Good! Ataata let me have so much cake. 9 00:00:22,665 --> 00:00:23,835 {\an8} - Oh, was it somebody’s birthday? 10 00:00:23,935 --> 00:00:26,005 {\an8}- No, it was his wedding! 11 00:00:26,105 --> 00:00:27,405 {\an8}- Your dad got married? 12 00:00:27,505 --> 00:00:29,345 - Mm-hmm. 13 00:00:29,435 --> 00:00:30,135 - To who? 14 00:00:30,235 --> 00:00:31,975 {\an8}- I don’t really know her name 15 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:34,575 {\an8}’cause Ataata just calls her "babe." 16 00:00:34,675 --> 00:00:37,675 {\an8}But she bought me this dress. 17 00:00:37,775 --> 00:00:39,415 - Nice... 18 00:00:39,515 --> 00:00:41,585 {\an8}- Wow. 19 00:00:41,685 --> 00:00:42,785 {\an8} It’s... nice. 20 00:00:42,885 --> 00:00:44,755 ♪ Sorry girl it’s a big old world ♪ 21 00:00:44,855 --> 00:00:47,225 {\an8} ♪ And it all don’t revolve around you ♪ 22 00:00:47,325 --> 00:00:49,365 {\an8} ♪ Sorry girl, it’s a big old world ♪ 23 00:00:49,455 --> 00:00:51,995 - He has the emotional maturity of a toddler. 24 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:54,595 How does he have a new soulmate 25 00:00:54,695 --> 00:00:55,825 {\an8}and I’ve had three... 26 00:00:55,935 --> 00:00:58,575 {\an8}Three and a half hookups? 27 00:00:58,665 --> 00:01:01,205 {\an8}Ting is married! 28 00:01:01,305 --> 00:01:02,805 {\an8} - We heard you the first 11 times. 29 00:01:02,905 --> 00:01:04,005 {\an8}- Yeah, now you’re just saying it louder. 30 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:05,675 {\an8} - Mm. - It’s just... 31 00:01:05,775 --> 00:01:07,345 {\an8}I need to get back out there. 32 00:01:07,445 --> 00:01:08,615 {\an8}I deserve love too. 33 00:01:08,705 --> 00:01:10,305 {\an8}- So you want a boyfriend. 34 00:01:10,415 --> 00:01:12,355 {\an8}- Yeah! No. 35 00:01:12,445 --> 00:01:13,275 {\an8}Yeah. 36 00:01:13,385 --> 00:01:15,685 {\an8}But it’s so hard to find someone 37 00:01:15,785 --> 00:01:17,655 {\an8}that’s smart and funny 38 00:01:17,755 --> 00:01:21,295 {\an8} and handsome and it’s not like I have the time to look. 39 00:01:22,355 --> 00:01:24,795 {\an8}- What if we do a bunch in one night? 40 00:01:24,895 --> 00:01:26,395 {\an8}I’m not into orgies. 41 00:01:26,495 --> 00:01:27,295 {\an8}I don’t... think... 42 00:01:27,395 --> 00:01:29,535 {\an8}- No, we have DandD here tonight. 43 00:01:29,635 --> 00:01:31,735 {\an8}You know, Dungeons and Dragons. 44 00:01:31,835 --> 00:01:33,775 {\an8}I’m the DandD DJ. 45 00:01:33,865 --> 00:01:35,335 {\an8}We have a lot of guys. 46 00:01:35,435 --> 00:01:37,205 {\an8}- So I have to learn DandD by tonight. 47 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:39,845 {\an8}- No, I’m saying we swap DandD for a speed-dating event. 48 00:01:39,945 --> 00:01:41,445 {\an8}Invite anyone that’s single. 49 00:01:41,545 --> 00:01:43,515 {\an8}Yeah! Blast out a radio ad. 50 00:01:43,615 --> 00:01:45,555 {\an8}Or wait, do you think Jason could put a word out 51 00:01:45,645 --> 00:01:46,545 {\an8}at the school? 52 00:01:46,645 --> 00:01:48,285 We have a whole new crop 53 00:01:48,385 --> 00:01:49,825 of southern teachers that came in 54 00:01:49,915 --> 00:01:52,315 in the fall and they need some breaking in. 55 00:01:52,425 --> 00:01:54,795 {\an8}- Sounds like an efficient way to fast-track my progress. 56 00:01:54,885 --> 00:01:58,485 {\an8}- Yeah! That’s my kind of trainwreck. 57 00:01:58,595 --> 00:02:00,935 ♪ Sorry girl it’s a big old world ♪ 58 00:02:01,025 --> 00:02:03,095 {\an8}♪ And it all don’t revolve around you ♪ 59 00:02:03,195 --> 00:02:05,235 {\an8}Ooh, it’s cold out there. 60 00:02:07,505 --> 00:02:08,435 {\an8}Hey. 61 00:02:10,735 --> 00:02:12,475 {\an8}- I wasn’t expecting to see you. 62 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:16,015 {\an8}You usually come weekends. 63 00:02:16,115 --> 00:02:17,655 {\an8}And text ahead. 64 00:02:17,745 --> 00:02:18,775 {\an8}- Yeah, yeah, well, 65 00:02:18,885 --> 00:02:20,455 {\an8}I heard it was a PD day at school. 66 00:02:20,545 --> 00:02:23,215 {\an8}I thought Bun might want to play out. 67 00:02:23,315 --> 00:02:24,385 - Yeah. 68 00:02:24,485 --> 00:02:25,955 ’Kay. Fine. 69 00:02:28,685 --> 00:02:29,585 {\an8}Bun! 70 00:02:29,695 --> 00:02:31,335 {\an8}Your grandpa’s here! 71 00:02:31,425 --> 00:02:33,695 {\an8}Yay! I go pee first. 72 00:02:39,105 --> 00:02:40,845 - Well, I... I see you got some... 73 00:02:40,935 --> 00:02:42,905 some new stuff. 74 00:02:43,005 --> 00:02:44,205 Yeah? I... I like it. 75 00:02:44,305 --> 00:02:45,505 - I don’t really do small talk 76 00:02:45,605 --> 00:02:48,605 with people who’ve been all up in here... 77 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:54,145 - Look, Neev, I just wanna spend more time with her, you know? 78 00:02:55,285 --> 00:02:56,885 I missed out on seeing 79 00:02:56,985 --> 00:02:58,855 Siaja grow up and now Bun-- 80 00:02:58,955 --> 00:03:02,755 - Bun! Your grandpa’s waiting. 81 00:03:02,855 --> 00:03:05,395 Um... I’m pooing now! 82 00:03:07,065 --> 00:03:09,005 - Fine. 83 00:03:09,095 --> 00:03:10,895 Just tell Bun that I’ll be waiting for her 84 00:03:10,995 --> 00:03:12,965 in my truck. 85 00:03:18,335 --> 00:03:22,135 ♪ I want to know what love is ♪ 86 00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:23,375 Calling all single folks. 87 00:03:23,475 --> 00:03:25,245 Are you tired of meaningless hookups 88 00:03:25,345 --> 00:03:27,045 and ready for slightly more? 89 00:03:27,145 --> 00:03:29,945 Have we got a super-specific event for you! 90 00:03:30,055 --> 00:03:33,925 Get ready for Speed-Dating for Real Romance. 91 00:03:34,025 --> 00:03:35,665 Tonight, right here at the community centre. 92 00:03:35,755 --> 00:03:37,095 Doors open at 07:00, 93 00:03:37,195 --> 00:03:39,265 hearts open at 07:30. 94 00:03:41,965 --> 00:03:43,365 Let’s see who bites. 95 00:03:45,395 --> 00:03:47,835 - I heard that and I know exactly what you’re up to. 96 00:03:47,935 --> 00:03:50,605 And I’m all in! 97 00:03:50,705 --> 00:03:51,605 It’s criminal to let that 98 00:03:51,705 --> 00:03:54,575 youthful flexibility and natural collagen 99 00:03:54,675 --> 00:03:56,845 go to waste. 100 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:57,975 - Did you want something? 101 00:03:58,075 --> 00:03:59,875 - Oh, yeah! Big news. 102 00:03:59,985 --> 00:04:01,085 We got the community programming grant. 103 00:04:01,185 --> 00:04:02,825 For real? 104 00:04:02,915 --> 00:04:03,985 Even the ball? 105 00:04:04,085 --> 00:04:05,485 - Yes, your idea paid off. 106 00:04:05,585 --> 00:04:06,415 Literally. 107 00:04:06,525 --> 00:04:08,465 - Let’s go! Okay, I’ll get started. 108 00:04:08,555 --> 00:04:09,255 - Slow your roll. 109 00:04:09,355 --> 00:04:10,725 You may be the face of this, 110 00:04:10,825 --> 00:04:12,165 but I’m still the brains. 111 00:04:12,255 --> 00:04:14,355 So I’ll get started 112 00:04:14,465 --> 00:04:17,735 and you get ready for date night. 113 00:04:17,835 --> 00:04:19,375 You all have fun tonight! 114 00:04:19,465 --> 00:04:23,035 ♪ I want you to show me... ♪ 115 00:04:28,275 --> 00:04:29,645 - Helen, I want to talk to you. 116 00:04:29,745 --> 00:04:30,745 - Mm-hmm? 117 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:35,385 - I really think I should lead the winter ball. 118 00:04:37,885 --> 00:04:40,425 I am so excited to get started. 119 00:04:40,525 --> 00:04:42,895 Maybe I could even reach out to Elisapee. 120 00:04:42,995 --> 00:04:44,125 - Hmm? 121 00:04:46,025 --> 00:04:48,025 - No, not our Elisapee. 122 00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:51,795 Elisapee Isaac, the global rock star? 123 00:04:51,895 --> 00:04:53,595 Just imagine the whole town 124 00:04:53,705 --> 00:04:56,005 in Inuk-style tuxes and ballgowns, 125 00:04:56,105 --> 00:04:57,705 dancing the night away. 126 00:04:57,805 --> 00:04:59,745 - This is gonna be the biggest event Ice Cove 127 00:04:59,845 --> 00:05:00,745 has ever seen. 128 00:05:00,845 --> 00:05:02,345 This can’t fail. 129 00:05:02,445 --> 00:05:03,715 I’m up for review this year. 130 00:05:03,815 --> 00:05:06,385 - It won’t fail because I learned from you. 131 00:05:06,485 --> 00:05:10,995 I promise no shortcuts on equipment, on safety. 132 00:05:11,085 --> 00:05:12,925 I will micro-plan every detail 133 00:05:13,025 --> 00:05:15,765 and make us both look great. 134 00:05:15,855 --> 00:05:20,125 Also, you told the funders that I was the project lead. 135 00:05:20,225 --> 00:05:24,495 So I think I should actually be the lead. 136 00:05:25,365 --> 00:05:27,605 - Are you... strong-arming me? 137 00:05:29,275 --> 00:05:30,845 - What if I am? 138 00:05:35,545 --> 00:05:37,215 I’m leading the winter ball! 139 00:05:37,315 --> 00:05:39,315 - What? Oh my gosh! - Yes! 140 00:05:48,125 --> 00:05:49,225 - Hey, Jason! What’s up! 141 00:05:49,325 --> 00:05:51,095 I mean... Vice Principal Idajjuk. 142 00:05:51,195 --> 00:05:52,165 - Hey Kuuk. What’s up? 143 00:05:52,255 --> 00:05:53,955 - Just want to drop this off for you. 144 00:05:54,065 --> 00:05:55,135 My resumé. 145 00:05:55,225 --> 00:05:57,425 - Ah, Colin mentioned you’re job hunting. 146 00:05:57,535 --> 00:06:00,105 - Well, I mean, I can cook, I can clean, you know? 147 00:06:00,205 --> 00:06:01,845 - That’s a step down from... 148 00:06:01,935 --> 00:06:03,435 scientific research associate. 149 00:06:03,535 --> 00:06:05,605 - Well, the title made it sound fancier than what it is. 150 00:06:05,705 --> 00:06:07,605 Yeah. And besides, I’m kind of a... 151 00:06:07,705 --> 00:06:08,635 - A broke bitch? 152 00:06:08,745 --> 00:06:11,115 Harsh. Yes, but accurate. 153 00:06:11,215 --> 00:06:12,145 - We’ve all been there, man. 154 00:06:12,245 --> 00:06:13,145 I’ll keep you in mind, okay? 155 00:06:13,245 --> 00:06:14,345 - Yeah? Dude, thank you. 156 00:06:14,445 --> 00:06:15,785 - You’re welcome. - All right, see you. 157 00:06:15,885 --> 00:06:17,085 - Talk to you later. 158 00:06:22,355 --> 00:06:25,855 Watch out, adult coming. 159 00:06:25,965 --> 00:06:27,135 Nice! 160 00:06:27,225 --> 00:06:29,525 - That was crazy, like a Fortnite jump. 161 00:06:29,635 --> 00:06:30,935 - Hey, where we landing, guy? 162 00:06:32,395 --> 00:06:34,295 Guys! Seriously? 163 00:06:34,405 --> 00:06:36,005 The bell was five minutes ago. 164 00:06:36,105 --> 00:06:37,235 Whatever. 165 00:06:37,335 --> 00:06:39,235 - Got any V-Bucks that you’re not using? 166 00:06:39,345 --> 00:06:40,945 - I don’t have any kind of bucks right now. 167 00:06:43,615 --> 00:06:45,015 - Oh, uh... guys, get to class. 168 00:06:45,115 --> 00:06:46,015 Come on. 169 00:06:46,115 --> 00:06:47,215 What are you guys doing? 170 00:06:47,315 --> 00:06:48,885 You don’t wanna end up broke like me, do you? 171 00:06:56,095 --> 00:06:58,065 - Wow, you look hot. 172 00:06:58,155 --> 00:06:59,355 - So do you. 173 00:06:59,465 --> 00:07:01,265 Bun’s with Alistair so I’m going out. 174 00:07:01,365 --> 00:07:02,265 Where are you going? 175 00:07:02,365 --> 00:07:04,035 - Some dumb singles thing. 176 00:07:04,135 --> 00:07:05,035 Where are you going? 177 00:07:05,135 --> 00:07:06,575 - To the dumb singles thing 178 00:07:06,665 --> 00:07:08,305 my friends organized just for me. 179 00:07:08,405 --> 00:07:12,605 - Oh! Are you looking for a, um... tryst? 180 00:07:12,705 --> 00:07:13,905 - Uh, no. 181 00:07:14,005 --> 00:07:15,745 This event is specifically for people who want 182 00:07:15,845 --> 00:07:17,245 more than that. 183 00:07:17,345 --> 00:07:19,445 - Huh. Shit. 184 00:07:19,545 --> 00:07:21,285 - You can still come. 185 00:07:21,385 --> 00:07:23,125 - Uh... no. 186 00:07:23,215 --> 00:07:24,415 Relationships are too hard. 187 00:07:24,515 --> 00:07:26,215 - But it’s worth the effort for the right person. 188 00:07:26,325 --> 00:07:28,965 - Hmm... that’s just not in my DNA. 189 00:07:29,055 --> 00:07:30,295 But you go. 190 00:07:30,395 --> 00:07:31,895 Hopefully you didn’t inherit my-- 191 00:07:31,995 --> 00:07:35,335 - Damage? - Genes. 192 00:07:36,865 --> 00:07:38,135 - It ends with me. 193 00:07:38,235 --> 00:07:40,405 They’ll call me Siaja 194 00:07:40,505 --> 00:07:42,375 the Intergenerational Curse Breaker, 195 00:07:42,465 --> 00:07:43,905 first of her name. 196 00:08:02,025 --> 00:08:04,195 - I almost didn’t find you. 197 00:08:04,295 --> 00:08:06,235 - Betcha didn’t think I’d hide here. 198 00:08:06,325 --> 00:08:08,425 - Well, you know the reason I took so long? 199 00:08:08,525 --> 00:08:10,795 Cos I thought, "There is no way 200 00:08:10,895 --> 00:08:14,195 "that Bun is gonna hide in the same place 201 00:08:14,305 --> 00:08:16,105 "three times in a row!" 202 00:08:16,205 --> 00:08:17,505 - I’ll go hide again. 203 00:08:17,605 --> 00:08:19,105 - Oh... Look, look, look. Hang on, hang on. 204 00:08:19,205 --> 00:08:20,105 It’s getting kind of late, Bun. 205 00:08:20,205 --> 00:08:22,045 - Last round? I promise. 206 00:08:22,145 --> 00:08:23,715 I won’t hide in the same place. 207 00:08:23,815 --> 00:08:25,155 Please? 208 00:08:28,685 --> 00:08:29,615 - Okay. 209 00:08:31,855 --> 00:08:34,825 Atausiq, one. 210 00:08:34,925 --> 00:08:36,865 Marruuk, two. 211 00:08:36,955 --> 00:08:39,125 Pingasut, three. 212 00:08:39,225 --> 00:08:40,925 Tisamat, four. 213 00:08:50,375 --> 00:08:52,315 Okay! Listen up! 214 00:08:52,405 --> 00:08:55,105 This is the Ice Cove murder board. 215 00:08:55,205 --> 00:08:58,445 Doesn’t have anything to do with murder, as far as I know. 216 00:08:58,545 --> 00:09:00,045 Elisapee and I have updated it 217 00:09:00,145 --> 00:09:01,745 based off your RSVPs. 218 00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:04,985 - We have huge extended families 219 00:09:05,085 --> 00:09:06,015 in this small town. 220 00:09:06,125 --> 00:09:09,565 It can be hard to remember who you can date. 221 00:09:09,655 --> 00:09:13,395 - So. Red string means relation by blood. 222 00:09:13,495 --> 00:09:14,665 Do not engage. 223 00:09:14,765 --> 00:09:18,205 Blue string means relation by marriage or adoption. 224 00:09:18,295 --> 00:09:20,265 Engage at your own risk. 225 00:09:20,365 --> 00:09:23,735 And no string, no problem! 226 00:09:23,835 --> 00:09:26,705 We start in 10. 227 00:09:26,805 --> 00:09:29,005 - Brilliant idea. Work of art, really. 228 00:09:29,105 --> 00:09:31,005 - And it’s functional. You should take a look. 229 00:09:32,245 --> 00:09:33,515 I think I’m okay. 230 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:35,185 - Says the girl who tongued her dad. 231 00:09:35,285 --> 00:09:37,025 I hate you! 232 00:09:37,115 --> 00:09:39,055 - You looooove me. 233 00:09:39,155 --> 00:09:41,325 - Hello, kittens! 234 00:09:41,425 --> 00:09:42,695 - Uh, Helen. 235 00:09:42,795 --> 00:09:44,335 Didn’t know you were coming. 236 00:09:44,425 --> 00:09:45,555 - I didn’t either. Went out for milk 237 00:09:45,655 --> 00:09:46,785 and saw that the lights were on. 238 00:09:46,895 --> 00:09:48,235 - Wearing your dancing pants. 239 00:09:48,325 --> 00:09:50,365 - Oh! Oh, well... 240 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:52,435 better to have ’em and not need ’em 241 00:09:52,535 --> 00:09:54,835 than to need ’em and not have ’em. 242 00:09:54,935 --> 00:09:56,105 Okay. 243 00:09:56,205 --> 00:09:58,045 To succeed at things like this, 244 00:09:58,135 --> 00:09:59,405 you’ve got to bag the beast 245 00:09:59,505 --> 00:10:01,005 within 90 seconds. 246 00:10:01,105 --> 00:10:04,905 This scent drives men nuts. 247 00:10:05,015 --> 00:10:06,045 - Worked on me. 248 00:10:06,145 --> 00:10:08,045 - I think I’m okay. I’m just gonna go out there 249 00:10:08,145 --> 00:10:08,975 and try to be open and-- 250 00:10:09,085 --> 00:10:12,525 Minty fresh. 251 00:10:12,615 --> 00:10:14,855 Okay, now go get ’em! 252 00:10:19,925 --> 00:10:22,125 We’ll be back next week, all right? 253 00:10:22,225 --> 00:10:24,495 Thanks. Huzzah. 254 00:10:27,605 --> 00:10:29,075 - What are you doing here? 255 00:10:29,165 --> 00:10:30,465 - Hey! Uh, well, I came here 256 00:10:30,575 --> 00:10:32,275 to level up my elf but now 257 00:10:32,375 --> 00:10:34,915 apparently I’m serving snacks, so... 258 00:10:35,005 --> 00:10:38,445 - Oh! Sorry, we hijacked the place just for tonight. 259 00:10:38,545 --> 00:10:42,145 - Are you... participating in the... the... 260 00:10:42,245 --> 00:10:44,245 - Yeah! Why not? 261 00:10:44,355 --> 00:10:46,325 - Yeah. Right, of course. Yeah. 262 00:10:46,425 --> 00:10:48,065 That’s, uh... That’s sup... 263 00:10:48,155 --> 00:10:49,725 That’s so great. 264 00:10:49,825 --> 00:10:51,525 Yeah. 265 00:10:51,625 --> 00:10:54,265 - Uh, I should... probably go do... 266 00:10:54,365 --> 00:10:55,265 - Get in there. 267 00:10:58,165 --> 00:11:00,805 Who’s ready to mingle and dingle? 268 00:11:00,905 --> 00:11:02,605 - Bun! 269 00:11:04,275 --> 00:11:05,945 This isn’t funny anymore. 270 00:11:07,505 --> 00:11:08,775 Where is she? 271 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:09,975 Bun! 272 00:11:10,075 --> 00:11:12,675 Bun, come on, Bun, it’s getting late! 273 00:11:14,085 --> 00:11:15,555 Bun! 274 00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:20,555 Ugh, this kid is gonna give me a heart attack. 275 00:11:22,895 --> 00:11:24,635 Let date night begin! 276 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:26,895 Each date will last around three minutes. 277 00:11:26,995 --> 00:11:30,695 Helen here has kindly volunteered to help keep time. 278 00:11:30,795 --> 00:11:33,095 When she blows the whistle that she just happened 279 00:11:33,205 --> 00:11:34,235 to have with her, 280 00:11:34,335 --> 00:11:36,035 those of you on the outside will move one place 281 00:11:36,135 --> 00:11:37,035 to your right. 282 00:11:38,135 --> 00:11:39,735 No! No! Uh, sorry, nope. 283 00:11:39,845 --> 00:11:42,115 Just a demonstration, just to-- - Go! 284 00:11:43,515 --> 00:11:45,415 - How did she take over so fast? - I’m weak. I have no spine. 285 00:11:45,515 --> 00:11:48,085 Hey sweet cheeks. 286 00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:48,985 - It’s Siaja. 287 00:11:49,085 --> 00:11:51,985 Nice shirt. I loved Ocarina of Time. 288 00:11:52,085 --> 00:11:54,085 - And then Ting dumped me when he found out 289 00:11:54,185 --> 00:11:56,525 I was pregnant. - That’s so messed up. 290 00:11:56,625 --> 00:11:57,825 A real man should raise his kids. 291 00:11:57,925 --> 00:12:00,925 - Oh, no, he’s not the father. 292 00:12:01,025 --> 00:12:02,225 But you could be. 293 00:12:02,325 --> 00:12:04,595 Third cousin, ahem. 294 00:12:06,205 --> 00:12:08,145 - You don’t have to pretend to be a gamer for me. 295 00:12:08,235 --> 00:12:10,505 And you should know that I like wearing the pants 296 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:11,535 in the relationship. 297 00:12:11,635 --> 00:12:14,475 - Oh my God, me too! 298 00:12:14,575 --> 00:12:17,215 We already have so much in common. 299 00:12:17,315 --> 00:12:18,485 ♪ What’s two plus two ♪ 300 00:12:18,575 --> 00:12:19,775 - It’s a simple question. 301 00:12:19,885 --> 00:12:23,955 Can. You. Handle me? 302 00:12:25,355 --> 00:12:26,485 ♪ Make a girl go crazy ♪ 303 00:12:26,585 --> 00:12:28,225 ♪ Four, three, two, ow ♪ 304 00:12:28,325 --> 00:12:31,425 - This could be all yours. 305 00:12:32,655 --> 00:12:34,795 ♪ I like big boys, itty-bitty boys ♪ 306 00:12:34,895 --> 00:12:36,995 ♪ Mississippi boys, inner city boys ♪ 307 00:12:37,095 --> 00:12:38,935 ♪ I like the pretty boys with the bow tie ♪ 308 00:12:39,035 --> 00:12:41,835 - And so I only have one toe left. 309 00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:45,605 - Oh man. Was it... frostbite? 310 00:12:45,705 --> 00:12:47,575 - Heh. Nope. 311 00:12:47,675 --> 00:12:49,445 ♪ You my fave boys ♪ 312 00:12:49,545 --> 00:12:52,215 - So what’s your scandal? 313 00:12:52,315 --> 00:12:53,685 - No scandal. 314 00:12:53,785 --> 00:12:55,725 But I can’t handle anything more than a hookup right now. 315 00:12:55,815 --> 00:12:57,815 - Did you not... read the event description? 316 00:12:57,915 --> 00:13:00,285 - No. I was just walking by and... 317 00:13:00,385 --> 00:13:02,925 Millie just dragged me in here. 318 00:13:05,655 --> 00:13:07,955 - Siaja, not to say that you’re snobby, 319 00:13:08,065 --> 00:13:10,805 but I think you’re the type of girl who doesn’t like 320 00:13:10,895 --> 00:13:12,695 to live at the dump. 321 00:13:12,795 --> 00:13:17,065 We should just remain friends. 322 00:13:18,175 --> 00:13:19,615 - That’s all, folks! 323 00:13:19,705 --> 00:13:22,345 Time to hand in your selections. 324 00:13:22,445 --> 00:13:24,715 ♪ Make a girl go crazy ♪ 325 00:13:28,585 --> 00:13:29,485 Hi. 326 00:13:29,585 --> 00:13:31,285 - Hi. Hi, it’s me. 327 00:13:31,385 --> 00:13:34,185 - To what do I owe the pleasure? 328 00:13:34,285 --> 00:13:35,985 - I have lost Bun. 329 00:13:36,085 --> 00:13:38,485 I have looked for her everywhere. 330 00:13:38,595 --> 00:13:39,495 - What? 331 00:13:39,595 --> 00:13:41,265 You lost our granddaughter? 332 00:13:41,365 --> 00:13:43,535 We were playing hide-and-seek. 333 00:13:43,635 --> 00:13:45,435 Wait, wait, wait, what do I do? 334 00:13:45,535 --> 00:13:47,305 Do I organize a ground search or... 335 00:13:47,405 --> 00:13:49,805 Hi, Grandpa! 336 00:13:49,905 --> 00:13:51,705 Bun? 337 00:13:51,805 --> 00:13:52,935 Oh my God! Are you okay? 338 00:13:53,045 --> 00:13:55,115 - My best hiding spot is near Grandma’s. 339 00:13:55,205 --> 00:13:56,675 - Mm-hmm. 340 00:13:56,775 --> 00:13:58,875 - Thank you. - You were taking way too long to find me. 341 00:13:58,975 --> 00:14:01,175 Forgot you’re old and slow. 342 00:14:03,055 --> 00:14:05,655 - She got hungry, okay? 343 00:14:05,755 --> 00:14:08,755 But I kinda had you going there for a bit. 344 00:14:08,855 --> 00:14:10,355 - What the hell, Neevee? 345 00:14:10,455 --> 00:14:11,585 You’re... 346 00:14:11,695 --> 00:14:14,765 You were honestly gonna make me believe that I lost Bun? 347 00:14:14,865 --> 00:14:17,305 I am trying here, and you... 348 00:14:18,195 --> 00:14:20,135 You are just screwing with me. 349 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:23,605 Jesus, Alistair, calm down. 350 00:14:23,705 --> 00:14:27,475 I was just-- 351 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,545 - Unbelievable. 352 00:14:29,645 --> 00:14:31,745 Un. Believable. 353 00:14:36,085 --> 00:14:40,025 - Men are so emotional. 354 00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:42,195 - Siaja, basically every guy has but you on his yes list. 355 00:14:42,285 --> 00:14:43,215 - Effin’ right. 356 00:14:43,325 --> 00:14:44,295 Let’s see your picks. 357 00:14:46,565 --> 00:14:47,465 You picked no one? 358 00:14:47,565 --> 00:14:49,205 I thought you said you’d be open? 359 00:14:49,295 --> 00:14:50,595 - I am open! 360 00:14:50,695 --> 00:14:52,195 But I spent years with the wrong guy. 361 00:14:52,295 --> 00:14:54,035 I don’t want to make another bad choice. 362 00:14:54,135 --> 00:14:55,905 - You can’t tell that in three minutes. 363 00:14:56,005 --> 00:14:57,875 Am I too late for speed-dating? 364 00:15:00,605 --> 00:15:04,305 You... just missed it. 365 00:15:04,415 --> 00:15:06,115 Um... 366 00:15:06,215 --> 00:15:09,855 But we could play foosball if you’d like. 367 00:15:09,955 --> 00:15:11,595 - Sure, yeah. 368 00:15:11,685 --> 00:15:12,585 Yes. 369 00:15:12,685 --> 00:15:15,725 - I’m Siaja, by the way. - Ethan. 370 00:15:15,825 --> 00:15:17,625 - I’m such a sore loser. It’s horrible-- 371 00:15:17,725 --> 00:15:18,625 - Really? I don’t see that. 372 00:15:18,725 --> 00:15:19,855 I mean, you’re good at foosball, 373 00:15:19,965 --> 00:15:21,335 so you have that going for you. - I’m winning. 374 00:15:21,425 --> 00:15:24,295 So how do you like teaching? - The students are tough. 375 00:15:25,135 --> 00:15:25,865 - How are they treating you? 376 00:15:26,965 --> 00:15:28,565 - I think my students hate me. 377 00:15:28,665 --> 00:15:29,905 - Nah, you seem like a... 378 00:15:30,005 --> 00:15:31,175 pretty likeable guy. 379 00:15:31,275 --> 00:15:32,345 - Thank you. 380 00:15:32,435 --> 00:15:34,075 But one of them straight up called me a red flag. 381 00:15:34,175 --> 00:15:36,345 - If anything, I’m the red flag here. 382 00:15:36,445 --> 00:15:37,545 - No. 383 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,685 Wait, in what way? 384 00:15:39,785 --> 00:15:41,725 - That is a second date kind of question. 385 00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:42,915 - Oh, yeah? 386 00:15:43,015 --> 00:15:43,945 Am I getting a second date? 387 00:15:44,055 --> 00:15:46,055 I mean, they say I’m pretty likeable. 388 00:15:46,155 --> 00:15:47,495 - You give a guy one compliment. 389 00:15:48,725 --> 00:15:51,165 - Ooh! 390 00:15:51,255 --> 00:15:54,525 Good game. 391 00:15:54,625 --> 00:15:55,695 Hey, it’s, uh... 392 00:15:55,795 --> 00:15:58,865 It’s pretty loud in here. Did you want to... 393 00:16:03,035 --> 00:16:04,165 - Hey, Jason. What’s up? 394 00:16:04,275 --> 00:16:05,515 Hey, Kuuk. You got a minute? 395 00:16:05,605 --> 00:16:07,475 I was hoping to talk to you about a job opportunity. 396 00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,845 - What would you say is your favourite thing 397 00:16:09,945 --> 00:16:10,945 about being a mom? 398 00:16:11,045 --> 00:16:13,145 - Um, it’s kind of... 399 00:16:13,245 --> 00:16:16,385 You watch this kid become their own person, 400 00:16:16,485 --> 00:16:17,655 which is kind of weird. 401 00:16:17,755 --> 00:16:19,595 - But beautiful? - But really cool, yeah. 402 00:16:22,255 --> 00:16:24,395 - Hey, I’m just gonna say it. 403 00:16:24,495 --> 00:16:25,695 I like you. 404 00:16:25,795 --> 00:16:28,895 And I’d love to keep hanging out. 405 00:16:28,995 --> 00:16:31,535 - Well... look at me not saying no. 406 00:16:42,745 --> 00:16:44,545 - Yes, yes, I’m very excited. 407 00:16:44,645 --> 00:16:47,415 Okay. Thank you. Okay. Thank you. Kuuk! 408 00:16:47,515 --> 00:16:50,815 - Hey! - Hi, honey! 409 00:16:50,915 --> 00:16:53,285 - Siaja! Hi! 410 00:16:53,385 --> 00:16:54,585 - Hey! 411 00:16:54,685 --> 00:16:57,025 - Hey. - Who is this? 412 00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:58,965 - Alexis, this is Ethan. 413 00:16:59,055 --> 00:17:00,055 - Oh, my gosh, there he is... 414 00:17:00,165 --> 00:17:01,865 I’m sorry. ’Scuse me, guys! Hi! 415 00:17:01,965 --> 00:17:02,965 - Oh, Lex, I wouldn’t touch that. 416 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,265 He looks a little mangy. 417 00:17:04,365 --> 00:17:05,665 Alexis, you shouldn’t pick up loose dogs. 418 00:17:05,765 --> 00:17:06,865 - He’s harmless, you guys. It’s okay. 419 00:17:06,965 --> 00:17:07,895 I wouldn’t... 420 00:17:09,105 --> 00:17:10,945 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 421 00:17:12,105 --> 00:17:14,505 Oh! 422 00:17:16,145 --> 00:17:17,645 - I mean, she can’t have rabies. 423 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,315 Right? 424 00:17:19,415 --> 00:17:22,585 - There were a lot of lemmings this summer. 425 00:17:22,685 --> 00:17:23,585 - Oh... 426 00:17:23,685 --> 00:17:25,425 You know nothing. 427 00:17:25,515 --> 00:17:26,915 Foxes eat the lemmings, 428 00:17:27,025 --> 00:17:28,025 and then when there’s too many foxes, 429 00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,565 rabies spreads like wildfire. 430 00:17:29,655 --> 00:17:31,055 Then foxes come into town and... 431 00:17:31,155 --> 00:17:33,325 - Oh. Sorry, sometimes I’m still a... 432 00:17:33,425 --> 00:17:35,595 City boy. 433 00:17:35,695 --> 00:17:36,995 - Yeah. 434 00:17:40,005 --> 00:17:41,805 Hey, uh... Looks like your, uh... 435 00:17:41,905 --> 00:17:43,105 Your night went well. 436 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:51,445 - Ting... got remarried last weekend. 437 00:17:51,545 --> 00:17:53,745 - Oh. Ouch. That was fast. 438 00:17:53,845 --> 00:17:54,745 - Right? 439 00:17:54,845 --> 00:17:56,245 - Yeah. 440 00:17:56,345 --> 00:17:59,645 But hey, he’ll always be the loser that lost you. 441 00:18:04,255 --> 00:18:05,925 Oh hey, I heard your, um... 442 00:18:06,025 --> 00:18:08,895 You’re leading the winter ball? 443 00:18:08,995 --> 00:18:11,335 - Yeah. - Congrats. That’s awesome. 444 00:18:12,795 --> 00:18:15,065 Yeah. Oh, and, uh... 445 00:18:15,165 --> 00:18:16,195 Jason called and he asked me 446 00:18:16,305 --> 00:18:19,075 to try subbing at the school, so... 447 00:18:19,175 --> 00:18:20,475 - Nice! - Yeah. 448 00:18:20,575 --> 00:18:22,915 - That’s actually so perfect for you. 449 00:18:23,005 --> 00:18:24,305 You’re so good with kids. 450 00:18:24,415 --> 00:18:25,415 - Thanks. 451 00:18:26,515 --> 00:18:27,755 Hey Kuuk! 452 00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:29,445 You can go in now. Okay. 453 00:18:30,585 --> 00:18:32,655 Thanks for being here. 454 00:18:32,755 --> 00:18:33,925 See you later. 455 00:18:36,055 --> 00:18:38,455 Hey! How’s she doing? 456 00:19:02,715 --> 00:19:03,955 - Hello! 457 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,555 - Hey! 458 00:19:05,655 --> 00:19:07,095 Uh... 459 00:19:09,755 --> 00:19:11,125 I shouldn’t have picked on you. 460 00:19:11,225 --> 00:19:14,625 When... you were being a massive baby. 461 00:19:17,335 --> 00:19:21,335 Okay. It was the wrong moment to mess with you. 462 00:19:21,435 --> 00:19:24,105 And you didn’t deserve that. 463 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:27,445 So I sincerely apologize... 464 00:19:27,545 --> 00:19:31,615 and it’ll never... ever happen again. 465 00:19:35,415 --> 00:19:38,485 - Well, I accept your apology... 466 00:19:38,585 --> 00:19:41,185 in the full spirit in which it was given. 467 00:19:45,695 --> 00:19:47,765 - Also this. 468 00:19:52,995 --> 00:19:54,395 That’s me. 469 00:19:54,505 --> 00:19:56,545 - Because you said you missed out 470 00:19:56,635 --> 00:19:57,665 on seeing them grow up. 471 00:20:01,275 --> 00:20:03,575 I’m still gonna mess with you, though. 472 00:20:03,675 --> 00:20:05,515 Right? 473 00:20:05,615 --> 00:20:06,685 It’s just who I am. 474 00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:08,945 Let’s go, Bun. 475 00:20:09,045 --> 00:20:10,815 - Bye! - Bye. 476 00:20:41,445 --> 00:20:43,545 - I do want a real relationship. 477 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,485 But not tonight. 478 00:20:46,515 --> 00:20:48,285 Tonight, I just need to clear my head. 479 00:20:50,325 --> 00:20:53,695 - I... might be able to help with that. 480 00:20:55,095 --> 00:20:57,295 - Take your shirt off. 481 00:20:57,395 --> 00:20:58,835 - Wait, right here? 482 00:20:58,935 --> 00:21:00,535 - Right here. Right now. 483 00:21:03,975 --> 00:21:07,915 ♪ Baby, I don’t need you ♪ 484 00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:11,245 ♪ I just wanna freak you ♪ 485 00:21:11,345 --> 00:21:12,315 ♪ What’s two plus two? ♪ 486 00:21:12,415 --> 00:21:14,615 ♪ Four, three, two, ow ♪ 487 00:21:14,715 --> 00:21:19,185 ♪ Boys, boys, boys ♪ 488 00:21:19,285 --> 00:21:20,955 ♪ Make a girl go crazy ♪ 489 00:21:21,055 --> 00:21:22,595 ♪ Four, three, two, ow ♪ 490 00:21:22,685 --> 00:21:26,825 ♪ Boys, boys, boys ♪ 491 00:21:26,925 --> 00:21:28,595 ♪ Make a girl go crazy ♪ 492 00:21:28,695 --> 00:21:29,525 ♪ Four, three ♪ 493 00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:32,225 ♪ I like big boys, itty bitty boys ♪ 494 00:21:32,335 --> 00:21:33,675 ♪ Mississippi boys, inner city boys ♪ 495 00:21:33,765 --> 00:21:36,335 ♪ I like the pretty boys with the bow tie ♪ 496 00:21:36,435 --> 00:21:38,405 ♪ Get your nails did, let it blow dry ♪ 497 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,675 ♪ I like a big beard, I like a clean face ♪ 498 00:21:40,775 --> 00:21:42,445 ♪ I don’t discriminate, come and get a taste ♪ 499 00:21:42,545 --> 00:21:44,115 {\an8}♪ From the playboys to the gay boys ♪ 500 00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:44,315 ♪ Go and slay, boys, you my fave boys ♪ ♪